What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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i like it in the mouth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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