- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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