why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Three black men were walking...

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Guess what? The Game.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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