- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

wael.. nuff said

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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