How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Guess what? Bananas

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Anti Joke

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