- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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