Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Andy Carrol

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why did? Yes

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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