What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Ross.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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im a dragon, no im not

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Gun Control

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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