- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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