chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Justin Bieber

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Loner.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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