Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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