- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

He--Hey guys

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what's black and can't swim?

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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