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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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