- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Justin Bieber

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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