why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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TIMMAH!

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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YOU

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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