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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A black man comes home from work.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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