Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Your Mother

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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