- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

this is not a joke. jks

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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