- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Your social life.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

this website even though its hilarious.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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