A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

lewis ya baggy fuck

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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