- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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