How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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your mother

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Anti Joke

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