Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Guess what? Bananas

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Do your parents know you're gay?

your mother

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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