- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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