- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your mom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

I've got a dig bick

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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