- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Poop.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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