Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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racism...deal with it!

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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