Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Penis-biter

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Amazing

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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