What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Jews

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Ken wins!

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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