Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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