- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

nipple

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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