- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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