Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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women's rights, lol

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Anti Joke

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