- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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