- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

The government

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Weed.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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