- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A man penetrates another man.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Your face

when debbie meets downer

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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