Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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