What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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I would rape her

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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