What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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