What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did? Yes

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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