- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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