How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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I need to start studying.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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