What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Hillary Clinton

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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