Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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I would rape her

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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