why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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