I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Your mother is average.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Potato!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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