What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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