- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

religion

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

hey John will you make some copies

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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