- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a dragon, no im not

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Gun Control

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Ross.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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