Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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