Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A black man has a job.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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