What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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