Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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