Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

The Moon Landing.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

This isn't funny.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Mormons having fun.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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