- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Bacon is delcious.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Darude- Sandstorm

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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