why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

lipstick pig

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did it die Nothing died

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Jayden Eccles

Hi what I lug you

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Michel Moor on a die...

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