- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

baskets

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

knock knock who's there? hope

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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