What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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