Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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