- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

destiny

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

everybody loves raymond

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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