Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Hey, Max!!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

i have two hands.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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