What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

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