What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A russian gives away vodka.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Knock knock What?

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

And Stephen Hawking said.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

WHAT????

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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