- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

this website even though its hilarious.

Your social life.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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