- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's white and sticky semen

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What can make you pee? Liquid

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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