Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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I have an erection My mom!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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