- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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