- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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