Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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test

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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This is funny.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Anti Joke

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