a woman leaves the kitchen.......

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

DON"T READ THIS!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops