- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

GONNA

Your wife died during the delivery.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

oh hai

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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