A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Massie is a fatass

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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