elen degeneres is straight....

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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