- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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