Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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im at school

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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