- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

sorry got to poo

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

VAGINA.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

OIO

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

its all aodhan

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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